[ Kitty smiles as she shakes her head. ]

The cheese is completely free of charge. Though that'd be quite the trick, wouldn't it - oh, admirable milord, we're so grateful to you, oh, what would you like more than anything else - Wait, what do you mean, you thought it was a gift?

[ Then her grin broadens. ]

If you'd like, though, you can come work with us here at the tavern. You look very good at reaching high shelves.