[He's like fourteen Alistair how have you not noticed his peach fuzz that someone will have to take in hand, he's a beautiful boy with an awkward face you're the only man in his life able to do this.
Do you really want Thranduil to be asked to make an attempt? Thranduil the pony-pusher who needs owl beaks?]
Maybe. [There's a Morrigan-esque pause. Dramatic. If not for the relieved little hitched breath.] If we can get real cakes sometimes? Then you have reasons. Because there are cakes.
[And you got to play with his toy dragon and didn't let him win so this is only fair, and he's not pointing that out to you because he's trying to be a good man. You know. Like mother said you were.
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Do you really want Thranduil to be asked to make an attempt? Thranduil the pony-pusher who needs owl beaks?]
Maybe. [There's a Morrigan-esque pause. Dramatic. If not for the relieved little hitched breath.] If we can get real cakes sometimes? Then you have reasons. Because there are cakes.
[And you got to play with his toy dragon and didn't let him win so this is only fair, and he's not pointing that out to you because he's trying to be a good man. You know. Like mother said you were.