Could it be that you're half-Dalish, Alistair? I knew you were reasonable to be completely human.
[ She makes a face at Zevran because that sounds dirty, but she has a sneaking suspicion that was on purpose. Like everything else he says. She shifts to peer at Zevran over Alistair, giving Alistair, surely the luckiest man in Thedas, twin pairs of shining eyes in the dimness of the room. ]
...I guess slipping around could be fun if you were careful not to hit your head. Maybe if you made a ramp and slid down it...? That would be pretty--
[ The word 'oiling' is met with a strangled sound of disgust, because she has never heard someone ask if she's ever done anything that sounded less appealing in her life. Her expression would have been just as well suited if Zevran had asked her if she liked to take a dip in a vat of glue. Alistair is given the same expression when he's mentioned, like this is his fault, somehow. ]
Ugh--I--By the Dread Wolf, no. And leave Alistair alone, his elbows are just fine.
no subject
[ She makes a face at Zevran because that sounds dirty, but she has a sneaking suspicion that was on purpose. Like everything else he says. She shifts to peer at Zevran over Alistair, giving Alistair, surely the luckiest man in Thedas, twin pairs of shining eyes in the dimness of the room. ]
...I guess slipping around could be fun if you were careful not to hit your head. Maybe if you made a ramp and slid down it...? That would be pretty--
[ The word 'oiling' is met with a strangled sound of disgust, because she has never heard someone ask if she's ever done anything that sounded less appealing in her life. Her expression would have been just as well suited if Zevran had asked her if she liked to take a dip in a vat of glue. Alistair is given the same expression when he's mentioned, like this is his fault, somehow. ]
Ugh--I--By the Dread Wolf, no. And leave Alistair alone, his elbows are just fine.