You were grateful for the entertainment. Admit it. It wasn't as funny as you trying to convert her, of course, but I tried.
[ He has no comment on the appropriateness of his humor. There's always death; he always jokes about it. And he's never been good at objective calculations. A hundred or more faceless people died in Kirkwall several years ago, because of Anders. A half-dozen Alistair can actually see and touch are alive because of him here and now.
And they're going to tell her. Alistair isn't there to alert the others that she knows or put himself between her and Anders, if it came to that, so he sticks to the plan, which is to let Hercules and Nathaniel handle it. Now with an exciting Part B: lie to the person who is essentially his oldest friend. What a great plan. ]
If he's hearing the Calling like the rest of us, he's either gone West with the others or—we wouldn't usually let it go on this long or get this loud, you know, if we didn't think there might be hope. He could have already solved the problem for you. But if you'd like to loan us your army, I'd be happy to go ask Clarel if she's seen him.
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[ He has no comment on the appropriateness of his humor. There's always death; he always jokes about it. And he's never been good at objective calculations. A hundred or more faceless people died in Kirkwall several years ago, because of Anders. A half-dozen Alistair can actually see and touch are alive because of him here and now.
And they're going to tell her. Alistair isn't there to alert the others that she knows or put himself between her and Anders, if it came to that, so he sticks to the plan, which is to let Hercules and Nathaniel handle it. Now with an exciting Part B: lie to the person who is essentially his oldest friend. What a great plan. ]
If he's hearing the Calling like the rest of us, he's either gone West with the others or—we wouldn't usually let it go on this long or get this loud, you know, if we didn't think there might be hope. He could have already solved the problem for you. But if you'd like to loan us your army, I'd be happy to go ask Clarel if she's seen him.