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[byblow]

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[byblow]

You're such an Antivan. I'm not cold. [ But he is older than he used to be. There's more rustling. ] Is the door locked?

[ombranera]

Of course it is locked, who is it you think you are speaking to, ah? But do not worry, you have a key in your pack. That little pouch you keep pinches of salt in when even you cannot stand Fereldan stew.

[byblow]

I'm not sure if I feel more touched or more violated.

[ombranera]

I knew you would likely remain in Skyhold and wished to be certain I could offer you somewhere less likely to erupt in burning cooks and frigid enchanters- or attacks by Northern mages with modesty blankets.

[ Let him take care of you, bro. ]

Use the key and duck when you enter- there is a wire strung across the doorframe and while I'm sure it won't kill you- the powder will dye your skin and itch for weeks.

[byblow]

[ All right, all right-- ]

All right.

[ He sounds a little subdued, not exasperated, so that's one down for the touched column. ]

Duck how low? Low for me or low for you?

[ombranera]

Low for me. I am certain you would not look bad colored blue but let us not test the theory, yes?