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[byblow]

crystal • notes • drop-in visits • etc.
complaints about the wardens go here

Comments

[elegiaque]

I absolutely do not.

( —she says, tamping down furiously on the impulse to answer 'only during sex'. )

[byblow]

[ Almost as if she hadn’t spoken, then: ]

I’m going to call him Your Majesty.

[elegiaque]

You are dreadful. Why couldn't you be a normal person who'd find the idea of elven kings too ridiculous to comment on?

[byblow]

Because I came so close to being one, maybe, and that really illustrates how ridiculous the entire concept is.

[elegiaque]

( wow, close shave, ferelden. )

Well, as competent a leader as I imagine you'd have been, pure selfish self-interest dictates I prefer neither of you having crowns. I'm hardly in a position to go befriending kings, so—

( whatever, ferelden can fend for itself and do fine. gwenaëlle needs an alistair. )