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[byblow]

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[glandival]

[ And much less immediately-- ]

Uhm.

[ Maybe there were so many to choose from. ]

A grande jeté.

[byblow]

Uh-huh.

[ Maybe there were so many to choose from. But. ]

And what is the pirate offering to pay you?

[glandival]

Mm. We are still in negotiations.

[ She claps her hands once. ]

Now that is enough clues.

[byblow]

Don’t rush me. This is serious.

[ He thinks. Longer than necessary, just to be an ass. There’s some humming involved. ]

I suppose I have to say, [ pause of a drum roll that is not actually there, ] the one with the pony.

[glandival]

Ah ha. Wrong. [ Then, for the record; ] Not today, anyway.

[ HAIR TOSS no that hasn't actually happened on any day, but never say never. ]

Non, there are Tevinter pirates in the Kirkwall harbours. Apparently they are recruiting.

[byblow]

And you said... maybe?

[ "Negotiating." ]

You'd have to pick a pirate name, you know.

[glandival]

Mm. I am collecting names. Unless I use 'Fire Snatch' again.

[ Hand on chin. ]

It sounded very exciting. I could not say 'no' so quickly.