If I was, I would have turned into a cautionary tale by now.
[ Alistair, no. You need cheering up. ]
I think it was less frightening than it could have been, because Hercules could tell us how many were waiting for us before we even opened the door. The unknown feels worse.
Oh, sure. Nothing like it in scale, but they try not to let us get too bored. I don't know what we'd do with ourselves otherwise. Or how long Thedas would be willing to keep feeding us. We eat a lot.
Yes, eventually. I don't know if we really stop feeling so hungry or if it becomes background noise. If we kept eating at that pace we'd be--well. We wouldn't be very effective fighters, probably. But it will do Felix some good for a while, I think. Poor boy.
[ He's only like three years younger than Alistair, but he's sweet and adorable and definitely A Boy, ok. ]
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[ Alistair, no. You need cheering up. ]
I think it was less frightening than it could have been, because Hercules could tell us how many were waiting for us before we even opened the door. The unknown feels worse.
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[ That, immunity, and being able to kill an Archdemon. ]
Had you ever seen darkspawn before? Ugly bastards.
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[ But that would depend if she every randomly finds herself at a Deep Roads entrance again. ]
Have you seen many in the years since the Blight?
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[ He almost sounded upbeat for a second there. ]
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Your friend [ Felix ] would be more likely to manage it right now. It's much worse at first.
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[ She will fight you for petit fours, bro. ]
Is it? So it settles into something more manageable with time, right?
[ She is making a note to bring treats with her whenever she goes to see Felix. Thanks, Alistair. ]
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[ She might have to. ]
Yes, eventually. I don't know if we really stop feeling so hungry or if it becomes background noise. If we kept eating at that pace we'd be--well. We wouldn't be very effective fighters, probably. But it will do Felix some good for a while, I think. Poor boy.
[ He's only like three years younger than Alistair, but he's sweet and adorable and definitely A Boy, ok. ]
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[ Pfft, Alistair. You are the worst at playing the Old Man role. ]
He definitely needs to build up his strength. He was so thin.