Why did you not tell us about the disguises! I have been told now that disguises are a great part of being a Warden, and that you, yourself, have used such disguises in the past, sneaking around in disguises--and yet we were never told! There were hours in which tales were told, as we came all that long way to Skyhold, and now I learn that you have tales of disguises that you did not share by these fires.
This is shameful and I am insulted. We are insulted. That is all.
Ah. [ Of course. ] I wasn't actually there, for the disguises. I was in a cell in my smallclothes with Jonas. So it's not my favorite story, you understand.
[ Because of the smallclothes. And the cell. And the Jonas. ]
But I'm sure it's fun when you get to be the one dressing up.
'First'? But you have not told me your story. And it certainly sounds as if it must be one that is very interesting, yes? Zevran did not make mention of such things, at all. He only spoke of disguises.
There's really not. We were captured and thrown in a cell in Fort Drakon, stripped of our weapon and armor, and so on and so forth. We argued for a while about whether or not one of us should try to seduce the guard. Then our friends came and rescued us—in disguises—and we killed some people on the way out.
Ah, yes. I see. Very simple, from the start to the finish, yes? With the clothes on.
Of course, to seduce the guard, this would have been a sort of disguise as well, yes? So you did not have the disguise. Indeed, you had the nothing. But you were prepared for the disguise of seduction. This is also important.
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This is shameful and I am insulted. We are insulted. That is all.
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[ The squint is audible. ]
Who have you been speaking to?
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Do not try to change this subject! My questions, they must be answered first!
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I thought the dragons and the golems and the werewolves were more interesting, I suppose.
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But you know, we are very good at disguises.
[js.]
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—and now you have to tell me who you've been speaking to.
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[ Because of the smallclothes. And the cell. And the Jonas. ]
But I'm sure it's fun when you get to be the one dressing up.
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What?
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[ A disgruntled noise. As if he could reasonably have expected not to be asked any questions. ]
Tell me one of your stories, first.
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It seems that there is much, much more to it.
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With our clothes back on. That's important.
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Of course, to seduce the guard, this would have been a sort of disguise as well, yes? So you did not have the disguise. Indeed, you had the nothing. But you were prepared for the disguise of seduction. This is also important.