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[byblow]

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[byblow]

Yyyes?

[ He will milk the thing, if dogs are at stake. Or he would he he could. He can hear himself being a bad liar. Again. ]

No. I need them to wake me up. They get worried when I start tossing and shove their noses in my face. Because they're good dogs-- [ Again, dog nearby, probably. ] --aren't they? And so smart.

[ombranera]

If you do not need them to sleep, they cannot come. YOU might be so smart and well trained as to not go sniffing about an Assassin's tools- but they may become curious and then eat something that would kill them and that would make you terribly sad and defeat the entire purpose of having you there in the first place. So. No dogs.

I have an actual quilt in there, Alistair. It is quite warm.

[byblow]

You're such an Antivan. I'm not cold. [ But he is older than he used to be. There's more rustling. ] Is the door locked?

[ombranera]

Of course it is locked, who is it you think you are speaking to, ah? But do not worry, you have a key in your pack. That little pouch you keep pinches of salt in when even you cannot stand Fereldan stew.

[byblow]

I'm not sure if I feel more touched or more violated.

[ombranera]

I knew you would likely remain in Skyhold and wished to be certain I could offer you somewhere less likely to erupt in burning cooks and frigid enchanters- or attacks by Northern mages with modesty blankets.

[ Let him take care of you, bro. ]

Use the key and duck when you enter- there is a wire strung across the doorframe and while I'm sure it won't kill you- the powder will dye your skin and itch for weeks.

[byblow]

[ All right, all right-- ]

All right.

[ He sounds a little subdued, not exasperated, so that's one down for the touched column. ]

Duck how low? Low for me or low for you?

[ombranera]

Low for me. I am certain you would not look bad colored blue but let us not test the theory, yes?